PUBLICATION:
Vancouver Sun
DATE:
2003.12.26
EDITION:
Final
SECTION:
Editorial
PAGE: A22
COLUMN:
Barbara Yaffe
BYLINE:
Barbara Yaffe
SOURCE:
Vancouver Sun
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The
'Santas' go to a deserving handful
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Santa
Claus occasionally tires of the materialism that has come to characterize
Christmas. So, he has taken to rewarding worthy politicians with simple
statuettes of himself, fashioned by his posse of elves.
The
"Santas," as they're known, were delivered Thursday to public figures
deserving of praise -- despite the fact several politicians last year complained
they much preferred to receive toys.
Santas
were lowered down chimneys of about a dozen political worthies.
One
went to Senator Colin Kenny, an energetic Liberal who has shown surprising
independence in criticizing his own Grit government.
Senator
Kenny is more of an anti-senator, tirelessly heading exhaustive research
projects on flaws in Canada's security and gaps in its defence capabilities.
This
week a Santa was also dispatched to a Canadian Alliance MP from Alberta who has
made it his business to highlight stupid spending by government.
As
chair of the Commons public accounts committee, John Williams continually
embarrassed the Chretien crowd by publicizing wasteful deployment of tax
dollars.
Saskatchewan's Garry Breitkreuz, another Alliance MP, proved himself worthy of a Santa for a similar endeavour. For years now, albeit to little avail, Mr. Breitkreuz has been discovering, and sending out press releases about, wild overspending on Ottawa's gun registry.
The
just-departed director of the Canadian Taxpayers Federation not only sought out
examples of dumb spending by the public sector this year but made countless
constructive suggestions about creative ways to improve the tax system.
Mrs.
Claus predicts Mr. Robinson one day will be Canada's finance minister -- likely
on the conservative side of the Commons.
She
also put in a plug for former New Democratic Party leader Alexa McDonough.
The
Halifax MP, Santa had to acknowledge, served as an example of someone who
stepped down gracefully from her senior post, quietly resuming work as a
contributing MP working on behalf of needier members of society.
The
elves also have some influence with St. Nick. They talked him into giving
figurines to a couple of less than obvious recipients: Conservative leader Peter
MacKay and Alliance chief Stephen Harper.
Truth
is, Santa personally doesn't think these guys are so special. But the elves were
adamant: The two exhibited true leadership in undertaking a project that was
long overdue -- merging their two parties. They did so in the face of heavy
opposition from pretty high-ranking Tories.
The
new entity is bound to be a mess at the start, which could ultimately damage
both men's careers. More bold endeavours are needed in politics.
Two
MPs from opposing parties found Santas under their Christmas trees Thursday
morning. Bloc Quebecois MP Stephan Bergeron and Liberal MP Dan McTeague both
took the effort to visit William Sampson while he was imprisoned in Saudi
Arabia.
And
both MPs spoke up on the poor man's behalf when doubts were raised about whether
Mr. Sampson was tortured in prison.
Locally,
a Santa was awarded to Vancouver Mayor Larry Campbell, who in the compassion
department has been making up for what's lacking in the other governing
Campbell.
Larry
Campbell forged ahead with his project for safe injection sites, letting
absolutely nothing stand in the way. He thereby showed himself as a man of his
word.
No
one likes the necessity of having an injection site, but if the facility results
in even one less drug-poisoned person being found dead in a back alley, Mr.
Campbell's effort will have been worth it.
All
rewards delivered, Santa issued a news release today announcing he and Mrs.
Claus will now go on a well-deserved vacation. They've accepted an offer to
relax at a fishing lodge belonging to the Irving family in New Brunswick.
The
respite was particularly difficult to arrange given that dozens of Liberal
politicians and their families already in residence there had to be asked to
vacate.